From our Home to Yours

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

+ 1 bird

We have added to our pet cemetary today. Sometime during the night Ringo, our love bird, died. We are not sure why. We take comfort in knowing that he is not alone. He is in the company of countless fish, a handful of hermit crabs, an iguana, a bearded dragon, a frog, and one very good dog. His chirping will be immortalized on our answering machine...until I redo the message.

Look what I found...

and I am not talking about the dime. It's the hair next to the dime that I am referring too. No it isn't an eyelash and I didn't find it in my food. I found it on my FACE, on my right cheek. Not growing out of a mole or anything. ( which I do have on my left cheek) Just a random MAN whisker!!!! I have become religious about waxing my eyebrows & mustache, as I like to say erasing my Italian Heritage, but apparently now I have to do whisker checks on my whole face. Here is another thing - I have been having the hardest time with underground pimples lately too!! Is this what 35 is? It's like I'm trapped in between PUBERTY & MENOPAUSE...UGH!!
Well all I really know for sure is that if I were to slip into a coma Bill would have to hire someone to come wash & wax my face or I could be mistaken for an adolescent boy trying to grow a mustache & beard!